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Linguistic Haiku I
If you could count, don't
say "amount" lest the linguist
shout cuss-words at you.
Say "number" instead
using "fewer" and "greater"
not "less" and not "more"
___________
1) A large
2) There is a large (amount) of water in Lake Superior and a gigantic (number) of large and small rocks on its shores some of which contain a huge (amount) of fine sand.
3) The
4) I wanted to find a park with
5) My high-energy friend wanted to find a park with
5) We wanted to relax driving to and from the park so we traveled on side streets having
6) The player's
7) There was (less) flu this winter as indicated by the smaller
8) There were
9) The bank vault contained a large (amount) of money including an unspecified
10) The car maker claimed higher mileage results due to a greater
11) The
12) The
13) The movie contained a significant
14) There were
15) There were